#12—2:23 gun time and big hills!
Saved- for the 3rd time today- now maybe we can get to cincy for this run!
Pig and chicken anatomy = Street food! Haha. There’s the pork intestines, chicken feet, pig’s blood,pig’s ears, chicken’s liver and a whole lot of others you’d never think was edible. Literally no waste.
I made it.
The first incident was my fault…I was watching the second car and had already dismissed the first car. Mistake…within a mile of leaving. But no brakes slammed, just a quick swerve and all is well.
2. Another bicyclist on ashley river bridge.. Stayed well behind him until off e bridge where there is a wide shoulder…he then gets all the way to the right on the shoulder as I try to pass. Apparently he was deaf and did not hear words or bells.
3. Old lady in late model car flyi g down mark field with no regard for anybody in greenway crosswalk.
4. Crossing savannah hwy by light…girl on phone in right turn lane…lit is green, but not paying attention, so traffic from other side of savhwy is turning n onto 17… When I try to go straight, now no one wants to stop for the crazy bicycle person.
5. Riding up Henry tecklenburg, 2 duck hunter yahoos pull next to me and blast horn….I just really don’t see the amusement in that.
6. Bees ferry… Traffic is stopped. Stopped. And ppl try to pass. Seriously. WTF?
But I did have a tailwind for most of the ride…maybe it was because I was so wicked fast that people didnt see me?
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT I HATE.
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU SIT IN COFFEESHOPS AND TALK SHIT ON EVERYONE IN A SIX MILE RADIUS FOR HOURS ON END WITHOUT GETTING BORED.
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU JUDGE ANYONE YOU MEET ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ON THEIR RECORD COLLECTION.
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN ETSY STORE OF GREETING CARDS THAT JUST SAY ‘I HATE YOUR OUTFIT’ ON THE INSIDE.
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ETSY IS.
LET’S GO TO A CONCERT AND STAND THERE WITH OUR ARMS FOLDED THE ENTIRE TIME.
LET’S JUST LISTEN TO RECORDS AND DRINK CHEAP BEER ON YOUR FUTON, THEN EAT HOT POCKETS.
THAT MADE ME SO HORNY.
THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN PARIS FOR A CONFERENCE AND I COULDN’T RESIST. I HAVE THESE PERFECT LITTLE PEARLS THAT DANE BOUGHT ME WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED AND A CHANEL CLUTCH, PLUS THESE LITTLE YELLOW LOUBOUTINS THAT ARE ABSOLUTE MURDER ON MY ARCHES BUT GOD DO THEY LOOK DIVINE.
FINISH YOUR CHARDONNAY AND I’LL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU. YOU’LL LOVE THEM.